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Scene: Hassidic Rabbinical Shul, in an auditorium. A Jewish professor, a Maus, with a spotty ears, pushes Ollie the alligator in the room. He calls to Rabbi Oink.
Text: Maus: Professor, this student is going to join your salvation class today. (Good riddance!)
Pig: Great! Have a seat!
Rabbi Oink stands in front of a markerboard reading "He be like man, but not really" - Targon Baloney and "Verily, I said a pegleg." - Midrash 7:5.
Pig: Unlike what the Christians say, the book of Isaiah predicts that the Messiah to come, the Messiah par excellence, will be a one eyed hermaphrodite with a pegleg.
Ollie: Wotsa fernafrodit? Issat same as ole yeezus?
An arrow points down at one of the student, with a sign reading Isaiah 52:15.
Student 2: Oy vey!
The students grab him and drag him to the door.
Student 3: Serves you right!
Ollie: Wot? Wassat sumpin I say?
Student 4: Stupid Nazi!
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