Scene: Hassidic Rabbinical Shul, outside campus. Three rodent rabbis look down their noses at Ollie.

Text:
Rabbi 1: To save embarrasment to this institution, we will declare you a rabbi, granted that we will never see or hear from you again.
Rabbi 2: One stipulation. You may never teach or preach in a synagogue.
Rabbi 3: Now go, Goyyische Gator! Out into the world that, uh, `needs' you!
Ollie: Wait! Arents youse gonna teh me hows I becomma kosha chef?