Scene: Hassidic Rabbinical Shul, in a classroom. A Jewish professor, a Maus, with a spotty ear shows students a chart of various animals.

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Professor: Students, can you name all the kosher animals on this chart?
Ollie, seated near the back, raises his hand.
Ollie: Meeee!
Ollie points at a picture of shellfish.
Ollie: Kosha,
Ollie points at a picture of a pig.
Ollie: Kosha,
Ollie points at pictures of a winged insect, a jumping bug, a cow, a dog.
Ollie: Kosha, kosha, kosha, kosha
Ollie points at a picture of a mouse.
Ollie: Mmmm yummy kosha
Ollie points at a picture of a crab.
Ollie: Delicis kosha*
Ollie points at a picture of shrimp.
Ollie: Bulk kosha
Ollie points at a picture of crayfish.
Ollie: Mi favorit kosha.*
Ollie points at a picture of a fish.
Ollie: Not kosha.
Ollie points at a picture of a sheep.
Ollie: Not kosha.
Ollie: But ole Yeezus Innamark 7:14-23 say dose okay, too.
Professor: Get out of my class.