 Transcript
Scene: Hassidic Rabbinical Shul, office of the review board. Ollie, dressed in his Sunday clothes, sits across a desk from Rabbi Longtail, a bearded mouse with a yarmulke.
Text: Longtail: This shul is very expensive. Can you afford it?
Ollie: Howsa spensive?
Longtail: Twenty thousand dollars a minute.
Ollie (sweating): Um, ah...Mousie say day aw scorraships.
Longtail: Who said what?
Later, at registrar's office, a skullcap wearing black mouse reviews Ollie's paperwork.
Black Mouse: Wow! Looks like you're all set! How did you get rabbi longtail to sign these?
With Long Tail's tail hanging out of his mouth, and the rest being swallowed, Ollie shrugs.
Ollie: Mumph ungh ungh!
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