Scene: Hassidic Rabbinical Shul, office of the review board. Ollie, dressed in his Sunday clothes, sits across a desk from Rabbi Longtail, a bearded mouse with a yarmulke.

Text:
Longtail: Becoming a rabbi is a serious matter. You just don't do it on a casual whim. Are you sure you want to do this?
Ollie: I thinksa is best manneuver. Me wantsa become kosha chef jes' like un rabbit Cheezekiel on TV.
Longtail: Are you even Jewish?
Ollie: Wot, yousa nevah seeum Jewiss arrigata befo'?