Scene: Sesame Street, out in the nearby woods. A koala speaks to Big Bird.

Text:

Koala: Big Bird, I've watched all your easy lessons about life, the ABC's, and counting. Now I want an advanced lesson.
Time passes. Night falls.
Big Bird: And that's how you solve a differential equation.
The koala yawns.
The koala follows Big Bird to her nest.
Koala: Good night, Big Bird.
Big Bird (angrily tucking her head into her feathers): Get a life.
Cut to: Ollie's bedroom, where he clutches a gun under his pillow.
Narrator: Today's lesson is brought to you by string theory, pi, sigma notation, and the New Orleans criminal justice system.
Ollie snoozes.