Scene: A telethon on TV. Dressed in his Scarface outfit, Mark Bummer stands in front of Pudgy the dog, who is answering phones.

Text:

Bummer: Now is your time to show your support and appreciation for this comic.
Bummer: Contact us now and you'll get a free drawing of a preshrunk 100% cotton blend Gardenia t-shirt!
Bummer: What! We can't afford to make shirts!
Bummer: Pledgers of five dollars or more will also get this complimentary drawing of a coffee mug!