Scene: The old west. A tough looking hombre with a sombrero points a gun at the viewer.

Text:

Cowboy: What do you want...
Cowboy: On your Toooooooombstone?
A bear in a t-shirt puts his paw to his face, smiling stupidly.
Bear: Uhhh...
Cut to: A graveyard. A gray headstone stands there, reading "Pepperoni, Mushrooms, Olives."