Scene: Radio studio of Phantasmo's Zone of the Unknown. Phantasmo, a ghost, floats above a microphone attached to his desk.

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Phantasmo: Do intergalactic starships have to be handicap accessible? Tonight's guest doesn't think so.
Phantasmo: Sir, why do you think this is a bad idea?
Alien: Well, Phantasmo, too many people try to come aboard as it is, and it's really annoying me. I've gone so far as to build all my Intergalactic Warp Drive models with staircases in the front hatch.
Phantasmo: Yes, but how do you unload your giant death ray?
Alien: Ummmm....
Note: This is an homage to Coast to Coast with George Noorey and Art Bell.