Scene: Tookie Luvluv's Advice For The Lovelorn show. Tookie, a female bird, wears headphones and speaks into a microphone.

Text:

Tookie: Welcome back to the show. We're here with Mark, who says he wants to commit suicide.
Tookie: You know Mark, I once had a gallstone removed.
Tookie: It hurt really bad. I don't know why they performed the surgery, or even why I, a female, would have gallstones.
Tookie: But now I can use the restroom again.
Tookie is a parody of both June Hunt and Dr. Laura