Scene: A stage set dressed in holiday decor, with a Christmas tree covered in clocks. A messianic rodent rabbi with black fur stands next to a giant candy cane.

Text:
Messianic rodent: Anachronistic holiday greetings from all of us at Gardenia!
Pudgy and Ollie: Merry Christmas!
Mouse looks horrified.
Shepherd Boy: The shepherds were out in the cold snow, watching their sheep freeze to death, when suddenly...
Cut to a scene on the planet Mars.
Scifi Santa (singing): I am scifi santa. I have presents for you...