Scene: At the studio of the Muttonchop political talk show. A fat bulldog in a t-shirt holds a Glenn Beck coffee mug in his paw, speaking into a microphone. A logo suspiciously similar to the Glenn Beck logo floats in the air.

Text:
Muttonchop: Sigh. Why does the entertainment media always try to offend people? Why can't they just, I dunno, entertain?
Muttonchop: I mean, after seeing that last movie, I think my head is just about ready to explode!
Exterior shot. His head explodes, blowing out the windows.
Someone downstairs: Send some duct tape upstairs.