Scene: Happy Happy Fun Fun Show. Mark Bummer sits behind his podium.

Text:
Bummer (pointing to a cow): #4 is Bessie. Bessie's future plans are to become part of a #9 meal deal at Wendy's.
Bummer (pointing to duck): Finally we come to Bill, partaker in McDonalds' Free Experimental Fish Nugget Program.
Bummer: What a bunch of losers!