Scene: Happy Happy Fun Fun Show. Mark Bummer sits behind his podium.

Text:
Bummer (pointing to a bear): Contestant 1 is Ted. Ted is the head moose at the Idaho corn palace!
Bummer (pointing to a cat): Number 2 is Bob. Bob is a professional wood taster from Macomb.
Bummer (pointing to a mouse): #3 Larry was once the star of several commercials for children's cheese flavored laxative.
Bummer notices a cow!
Cow: Moooooooo!
Bummer: What the?