Strangely, the character Marko from the webcomic The Tongue was released from his two dimensional prison just the other day, and he entered the three dimensional world of real life. Listed here is an account of his chaotic actions within our world.



18/03/02
08:40
Marko is found napping in the bed of one Martin Billany. He is briskly moved away, but after many temper tantrums he is allowed to stay in Mr. Billany's home for the duration of his manifestation within reality.




18/03/02
09:54
Marko is spotted perusing Martin Billany's comic book collection, noting that none of them seem quite as fun as the one he usually resides in. Apparently, they are all lacking a certain "Rob" character.




18/03/02
11:20
Marko is heard teaching a Furby how to sing the infamous Hamster Dance song. The closest the Furby could get to it was to repeat the words "I love you!"... Marko was noticeably unimpressed.




18/03/02
14:42
Marko sits down to watch cartoons. Typically, he sits far too close to the TV. You'll get square-eyes, boy! Oops, got a little too involved in my narration there.




18/03/02
18:07
Having become bored of the cartoons, Marko decides to start bugging Martin Billany once more by flashing a spotlight in his eyes as he tries to draw his webcomic.




18/03/02
19:39
Unable to take this constant irritation much longer, Martin Billany chases the rectangle all about the house until finally cornering him in his bedroom. With nowhere to hide, Marko makes a daring escape attempt by climbing the curtains that will no doubt lead to his salvation. Martin Billany simply reaches up and pulls him back down again. That'll happen when you're drawn to scale.




18/03/02
22:10
As punishment, Marko is forced to pose for Martin Billany so that he can more easily draw future Tongue comic strips. But now, of course, the Furby doll keeps him distracted with its bizarre rendition of the Hamster Dance song.