Scene: The junky house of Kabby the cat, where the metal musician Doggy Demon stands in the living room.

Text:
Pudgy approaches Doggy Demon, sniffing him.
Pudgy: Can I sniff your butt?
Doggy Demon: No.
He turns to speak to his wife Karen.
Doggy Demon: Americans are f***g crazy.
(Ozzy Osbourne, the osbournes parody, sharon osbourne)