The artist, a sad case, was born in England on February the 3rd, 1983. Which would make him 20. So far he has only voyaged out of England on 3 seperate occasions. Otherwise, he remains trapped in this world of bad teeth and stiff upper lips. Struggling to achieve a state of universal one-ness, he scribbles out a lame excuse for a comic known only to those who read it as "The Tongue". His ICQ number is 30670651, and his AOL Instant Messenger name is WashuChanFan. He's a raving insomniac. He likes light bulbs and cake. He likes MST3K. Anything else, you parasites?!?

Oh, and his name is Martin Billany.