Scene: Scott's Iconium Store.

Text:
Pudgy: So, you want to go to a cave?
Scott: Every ounce of intelligence in my inferior owl brain is telling me not to go.
Pudgy: So are you coming?
Scott: Of course!
They go to the cave. Scott stares at the mouth of the cave.
Scott: Wow! That looks dark!
Pudgy: Owls like the dark.
Scott: A fat lot you know about owls.
Scott stares at the ladder.
Scott: Egads, what a lousy ladder!