Scene: Near a beach. Three Indian squirrels sit around a fire, talking.

Text:
Indian Squirrel 1: I mean, I don't have any objection to having a female chieftain.
Indian Squirrel 2: It was a unanimous decision. They voted 23-1.
Indian Squirrel 1: I know. It's a pity.
Indian Squirrel 3: Dude. Our chieftain is a buffalo.
Background note: The tribe permits multiple chieftains. The buffalo is actually a medicine man that occassionally fulfils the chieftain role.