Scene: Inside a Scout tent.

Text:
Frankenbob: Can me play parcheesey?
Scott: No! You knocked all the pieces through the floor slats!
Frankenbob: Oops. Can me play anyways?
Scott: Monster, I can't play chess with all these pieces missing.
Frankenbob: Why not? I play game with rocks, sticks, gravel and mud. It fun! I win all the time!
Scott: Good. Keep it to yourself!