Scene: Ollie's Cajun shack. A bearded mouse approaches Ollie.

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Bearded mouse: I heard you were a rabbi.
Ollie (holding a package of bacon): Actually, I'm mo' of a dieuretic rabbit.
Bearded mouse: Well, whatever. Can you perform a marriage?
Ollie looks nervous.
Cut to area near Ollie's Cajun shack. Ollie, still dressed in his cook outfit, presides over the wedding, standing behind the podium.
Ollie: Salami! Letsa bacon did weddin' wid' an ole heebrew spiritual. `Hoedown Ya Schmooley.'
Ollie (singing badly): Oh yashem yo mama shasham flim flam, oh, dosie doe! Amen!