Scene: Mars. Detective Meowbler, with a missing brain, encounters Santa Claus.

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Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Cut to: The North Pole. The Law and Order sound plays. Meowbler interviews an elf, holding up a lunch bag marked with a tree, as if it helps with identification.
Elf: Nope. Never seen him. But one time I delivered a present to a house.
Cut to: A House. The Law and Order sound plays. Meowbler, now wearing a propeller beanie, holds up a candy cane and a bag marked with a Star of David, interviewing a crazy guy with a bloody knife and markings carved in his forehead. Blood is all over the wall.
Crazy Guy: And that's how I got my cat out of the tree.
Cut to: A Tree. The Law and Order sound plays. Meowbler sits in a tree. A gigantic bird squawks at him.