Scene: Melvin the Crite (Critter) stands in front of a wall, addressing the audience.

Text:
Melvin: Don't we have enough consumerism already?
Melvin: Do we really need comics advertising restaurant chains?
Melvin: Do these overstuffed corporate juggernauts really need the press?
Cut to a picture of Mayor McCheese.
Melvin: And why does his head look like a burger?