Scene: A crazy Japanese cartoon world. Kimpap the panda flies around in the air, dressed in a crazily patterned robe.

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Kimpap (to the tune of Katamari Damancy theme song): Ooooooooooh...
She pushes a giant snowball filled with assorted junk.
Kimpap: Roll around a giant ball...
She pushes a bigger snowball of junk, complete with skyscrapers.
Kimpap: Ooooooooooh...Roll around a giant ball...
Cut to interior of Segtendy Video Game Company - CEO's office.
Mario: I don't think that's a very good idea for a game.
Kimpap (bowing her head low): Oh.