Scene: Radio studio of Phantasmo's Zone of the Unknown, a program sort of like Art Bell or Coast to Coast AM with George Noorey. Phantasmo, a ghost, floats above a microphone attached to his desk. Ollie sits in the guest chair.

Text:

Phantasmo: Today we are interviewing Barron Nobody, an expert in the paranormal. Barron, what do you think of ghosts?
Ollie: They be eatin' me up every time I get near the banana.
Phantasmo: What happens after they eat you?
Ollie: I puts in another quarter.