Scene: Tookie Luvluv's Advice For The Lovelorn show. Tookie, a female bird, wears headphones and speaks into a microphone sort of like Dr. Laura.

Text:

Caller: Dr. Luvluv, I know someone who could really use the lesson you just taught me.
Tookie: Who?
Caller: Me. Could you...I dunno, tape the program and send it to me so I can listen to it?
Tookie: But aren't you listening to it now?