Scene: The Gardenia College radio station. Watermelon Cat, a black cat with a crawdad t-shirt, sits at his desk, announcing the program.

Text:

Watermelon Cat: And that was the Chicken Lip Band with Bah-Ba-Cue.
Watermelon Cat: I like that last line. `It sure smells like barbecue in here.'
Watermelon Cat: I can even smell barbecue in here!
Watermelon Cat: And that's amazing because I'm thousands of miles away from the nearest beef pit!
I got the idea for this character from Chuck Haddix of the Fish Fry Fame. He comes on Friday and Saturday nights on NPR, at the University of Missouri, Kansas City.