Scene: The Doggy Demon Mansion. Doggie Demon sits in a bed, watching TV. Karen Demon comes in, waving a paper.
Text:
Karen: Honey, dear! You've got a fan letter!
Doggie: Oh great! Another?
Karen: It made me cry. Let me read it to you. "Dear Doggie, I love you, and your music. I have every album you've ever made. I also have Doggie Demon underwear, combs, and the entire set of action figures..."
The Osbournes Parody, Ozzie Osbourne, Sharon Osbourne