Scene: Mr. Bear's house. A bear sits in his room, looking really scared! "Ohhhh!"
Text:
The bear creeps to the staircase, with an expression like he's dreading the inevitable, as if something horribly frightening and evil is going to transpire! "Unghhhh!"
He reaches the downstairs, and his eyes bug out in fright!
BOOM! A tremendous fart blows the building to pieces!