Scene: Oren's Monestary, Ignatius Babbit's office. A phone is ringing. Abbot Babbit picks it up.

Text:
Ignatius: Hello?
Bertha Featherstone, a fat hen, stands in the foyer of a house, holding a cel phone.
Bertha: Is this CHIC?
Ignatius: No. This is a monastery. What is CHIC?

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