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Gardenia
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Scene: Inside sumo pagoda palace hotel room, where Ollie the alligator is staying. An Asian panda brings in a group of female pandas, offering them to him.

Text:
Panda: You have your choice of ladies. See anything you like?
Ollie (wearing a bib, holding up a knife and fork): Me wants awwa dem.
Cut to the hallway, where the pandas shriek and scream, one in Chinese.
Inside the room, on a bed scattered with women's clothing, ollie burps with an arm bone clutched in one hand. A panda's earring dangles from his sharp teeth.