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akktri@iname.com

Gardenia
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Scene: A house, where a dog lady in a flower dress stands among screaming kids.

Text:
Dog lady: Any company that's worth my business should be able to refund money 36 seconds before the bank charges an overdraft fee!
Cut to: The ENOR building, PRIMO Fitness department. Cupcake has a phone headset on, listening to her.
Dog lady: You're a moron! Give me your supervisor!
Cupcake (evil grin): One moment, please.
Cut to: Office of a pastor bear. He grins as his phone rings.
Pastor bear: Hey! Do you want to hear about the godly principle of tithing?
Dog lady hangs up!