Scene: The ENOR building, PRIMO Fitness department. Cupcake has a phone headset on, listening to Bertha Featherstone, a hen.

Text:

Cupcake: Ms. Featherstone, your membership has an amount past due of 500 pogs.
Bertha: What you need to do is cancel my membership! You can see in your computer that my fat butt hasn't been to the gym in months!
Cupcake: And why hasn't your fat butt been to the gym in months?