Scene: At the studio of Tookie Luvluv's Advice for the Lovelorn. Tookie listens to a caller on the air.

Text:
Tookie: It saddens me to hear all about your pain, hurt and suffering.
Tookie: So, please...
Tookie: Don't call this number anymore.
This comic was inspired by listening to too many programs hosted by June Hunt from Hope in the Night. I wanted her to say that to someone. Bad.