Scene: Radio studio. A bear in a preacher's outfit gives his pitch.

Text:
Bear: Do you want to make better decisions? Do you know the 18 types of decision making?
Bear: What about the 20 types of forgiveness?
Bear: Do you know the 50 types of leadership?
Bear: Well so do I! Heh heh heh.
This comic is inspired by that annoying commercial they always play during Hope in the Night with June Hunt. "Life really is better when you know the eight kinds of forgiveness..."