Scene: A TV commercial. Mark Bummer stands in front of a background filled with pills.

Text:
Bummer: Got problems? Prescription Garamonzoa will solve all of them!
Bummer: It cures schizophrenia! It makes you happy! It regulates your bowels!
A male bear and an ambiguously female bear walk with their arms around each other.
Denouncer: Prescription Garamonzoa should not be taken by anyone.
Two bears sit in separate bath tubs positioned next to each other.
Denouncer: Side effects are mild to moderate and may include intestinal bleeding, heart palipitations, liver disease, diherrea and death.