Scene: The bear house. In a darkened kid's bedroom. The mother yells at the cub standing in the doorway.

Text:
Mother: Robby, you know that monsters don't have Microsoft Excel! Now go to bed!
She slams the door!
Robby: That's because they have Macs.
Phantasmo the ghost pops out of the darkness with a microphone!
Phantasmo: It's monster karayoke!
A spotty monster begins to sing!
Spotty monster: We built this city...we built this city on huuumannn boooones!