Scene: A worksheet for super religious types.

Text:
Pastor Dimbulb: Do you know if you're involved in Satanic activity? Better be sure!
SATANIC THINGS TO AVOID:
"Push-ups"
Lava Lamps
Pokemon
Pin-The-tail-on-the-donkey
Pac-Man
Care Bears
People who put voices in your head
Peach cobbler
Bowling balls
That strange lady that gave you fruitcake for Christmas
Cat Sand
Jazz (music)
Puppy Dogs
TIVO
Scary Halloween Masks
Old Man Fashioning Kayak Out Of Wood
Copyright Pastor Dimbulb, 2006, Stay-Home Baptist