Scene: A concert. A weird monster plays a pipe organ on stage.

Text:
Monster (singing): Show me the way to the next cantina bar...
Oh don't ask why
Oh don't ask why
For if we do not find the next cantina bar
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die
I tell you
I tell you
I tell you we must die
Oh forest moon of Endor...
We now must say good bye...
We've lost our good old Glarble
and must have Cantina oh you know why!
ET and Jawas in the audience hold up lighters.