Scene: City hall. A muscular bulldog with a vague resemblance to Schwarzenegger stands behind a podium, addressing a press conference.

Text:

Bear: Mr. Bratwurst, what are your plans for governing Gardenia?
Bratwurst: First, I will install killer androids to guard the facilities against the KGB, then I will colonize Mars.
The campaign manager looks horrified!
Bratwurst: Then I will become pregnant, recite Shakespeare, run a preschool and lose my memory in order to get my son an action figure for Christmas.
Campaign manager: That was the worst speech ever! What a colossal failure!
Bratwurst: I know now why you cry, but it is something I can never do.