Scene: A back yard. Pudgy the dog sits atop a Dogloo, dressed in a helmet and camo fatigues, in a fashion similar to Snoopy's Red Baron impression.

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Pudgy: Here's Joe unknown, Vietnam era chopper pilot, soaring above the jungles of Bhutan!
Pudgy: Joe drops a payload of flaming napalm on a small village!
Neighbor: Hey! Shut up!
Pudgy: Were those thatched huts home to innocent farmers, or Viet Cong? How many innocent mothers and helpless infants have we murdered in this senseless conflict?
Pudgy: War is heck. I don't even have Snoopy's doghouse to sit on.