Scene: A room in a castle, where a man with black hair and a black beard stands by a grandfather clock. Scott stands in front of him.

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Scott: This is "The Master", a nefarious villain who travels through time in a grandfather clock.
Cut to: The same room, with the same guy, but there is now a plaque on the wall saying "PHD."
Scott: And this is Philip G. Zimbardo, a nefarious villain who did cruel psychology experiments on college students.
The two bearded men stand in the room side by side, laughing.
Scott: One thinks that Doctor Who should be destroyed. The other thinks that Doctor Who causes brain damage.
The two keep laughing maniacally.
Scott: Separated at birth? Or something more sinister?