Scene: A room in a TV studio where a telethon has been set up. Ollie the alligator talks on a phone while a monster chews on another phone. Mark Bummer, the host stands with a mike.

Text:
Bummer: Hi. Mark Bummer here.
Bummer: You know Gardenia is a great comic, right?
Bummer: Well I don't care if you don't like it. We need money!
Bummer: So if you want to see this cartoon continue, send in your pledges now and show your support!