Scene: A college auditorium. Scott the owl presents a slide show lecture.

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Scott: Never before shown to audiences was this rare outtake depicting Sharebear reproduction.
A student, a rabbit, looks confused.
A feline student in a polo shirt stares at it.
Feline Student: What are they doing?...Is that a male?
Ursine Student: This is an outrage!
Scott changes the slide to a picture of a white Carebear nervously offering a pie to a shadowy figure.
Scott: In our next exhibit, we have Applesauce, er, Apple Pie Bear (tm), who represented the producer's desire to solve religious conflict and promote `religious tolerance' by baking apple pies and giving them to strangers.
The slide changes to a police car.
Scott: She's been missing since 1986.