Scene: Gardenia City Hall. A secretary, Shirley, talks with the mayor.

Text:

Shirley: I don't understand, mayor. Why can't Alabama Moose come visit our fine city?
Mayor: Well, Shirley, some people make water in bathrooms. Others stand in front of the Friendship Tower and do it there.
Mayor: Others that are not allowed back in our city.
Shirley: Is Mr. Osbourne available?
Mayor: Remember the Alamo.