Scene: Onboard the U.S.S. Somethingprize. A bear with a vague resemblance to Captain Kirk stands in front of his crew, a bat eared Spock imitation, and a cat with squinty eyes.

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Kirk bear: Fire futon torpedos!
Checkov Rabbit: Fuuuutoooonnn torpeeedoooo!
The Somethingprize fires a couch at a Klingon-like warship.
On the monitor, the Klingon-like alien looks baffled.